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you're just a little bean boi.
where do you go?
[[south]]you can hear a babbling brook.
"the golden globes were a disaster this year," you hear it say.
"but sandra oh deserved her joy," you whisper back.
it hums in agreement and continues to babble nonsensically.
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you can [[take a dip]]
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head [[further east]]Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.Double-click this passage to edit it.the water is chilly !!!!!
the babbling brook burps and gurgles and you are swiftly carried downstream.
some tadpoles and minnows try to race you.
"geronimo!" you shout.
"geronimo!!!" they reply.
suddenly, a little boy scoops you and a few of the minnows up in his empty gatorade bottle.
[[uh oh]]you see a leaf pile and dive into it with glee.
a little garden snake slithers out to greet you.
her little forked tongue darts out to assess you quickly before she decides you're a friend and not a snack.
you learn her name is Clementine and that she loves anime.the boy runs back to his house and keeps the gatorade bottle on his desk.
with your little bean legs and little bean arms (and with the help of the minnows) you manage to climb your way out.
"i'll try and help you escape," you say.
"actually we like it here," they say.
"how peculiar," you respond.
"the brook gossips too much for our liking and the electrolytes that have infused this pond water have invigorated our gills," they shout.
you're crying a little bit, but it might be pondwater on your little bean face.